whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He told me they were just razor bumps!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
try to milk me bitch
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