is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her vagine was all disorganized.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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