my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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