You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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