Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The air was thick with penises
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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