And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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