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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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