apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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