these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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