My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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