I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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