when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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