Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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