well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Send help, water and tortillas.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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