you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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