Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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