Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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