Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
