He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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