If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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