With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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