I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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