look no pants
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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