me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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