On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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