Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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