Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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