One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
