Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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