Midget sex pt 2 tonight
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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