After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's like iHOP with fire
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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