is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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