why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am mentally ready for anal.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
please don't ironically join a cult
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