We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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