What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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