I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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