scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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