that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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