I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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