Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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