Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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