You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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