i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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