people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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