i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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