I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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