naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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