Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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