Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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