Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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