I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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