Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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