well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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